Ladies and Mentalmen, Tables and Chairs
Mrs Noughtfear's Conversations with Myself starring Me and not The Pineapple
Nineapple Pineapple, we've gotta talk. I know I created you as a dumb pineapple
so you can't dob on me, but the children are starting to ask questions. Look!
Forget about all the shit I put you through. I am sorry I haven't spoken to you in
20 years. Can't we just be normal family again just like the good old days.
We could pretend it was all just a big mistake caused by mental illness and we
could go on the internet to set ourselves up as the model family speaking out
against family injustice.
What do you think Nineapple Pineappple? Oh! Speak to me you good for nothing
dumb idiot, or I'll put you on my Mental Arithmetic Dummies site.
MENTAL ARITHMETIC DUMMIES
I know we'll call ourselves The Ten Stooges