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Mrs Noughtfear's Conversations  with Myself  starring Me and not The Pineapple

Nineapple Pineapple, we've gotta talk.  I know I created you as a dumb pineapple
so you  can't dob on me,  but   the children  are starting to  ask  questions. Look!
Forget about all  the shit I put you  through. I am sorry I haven't spoken to you in
20 years. Can't we just be normal  family again just like the good old days.

We could pretend  it was all just  a  big mistake caused  by mental illness and we
could go on  the internet  to set  ourselves  up  as the model family  speaking out
against family  injustice.

What do you think Nineapple Pineappple? Oh! Speak to me you good for nothing
dumb idiot, or I'll put you on my  Mental Arithmetic Dummies site.        
MENTAL         ARITHMETIC         DUMMIES
I know we'll call ourselves The Ten Stooges
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